Tai Chi Martial Arts Academy

Mission Statement:

To train a generation of tai chi warriors who will fight any other form of martial arts, in hugely publicized events.

Discussion

Much like the way Yang the Invincible came into town and take on all comers, defeated them and then walked to the next town, planting his flag into the ground. 

Modern PAY TV rights for bouts.

Enter into Ultimate Fighting competitions.

Train a generation of beefy WWF fighters (World Wrestling Federation) who do tai chi moves and go onto WWF tv programs. Name the characters appropriately e.g. "Yang the Invincible" and have them act appropriately according to tai chi principles and Taoist philosophy (plus a bit of showmanship).

feeling extremely foolish as you fall to the floor at the slightest touch